Cheburashka

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They call me a Satanic Beast/ 'Cause I moved from the West to the East/ I do pontificate,/ quite a bit as of late,/ But it's Trump's fault my posts have increased.

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So they shouldn't revise their numbers down in the name of accuracy? I guess that's what Trump would do. He'd change the numbers to what he wanted them to be, using a Sharpie.

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And you Republicans are proud of that?

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Aaaand we're back to middle school. I use a metaphor to show that Trump is a pawn of Putin, and you use a metaphor to imply that I'm gay. Ouch. Oh, that sting. Please don't do that anymore. It burns like fire. Owee, owee, owee.

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And yes, I made a mistake there---I typed "Sweden" instead of "Norway." Have fun with that "nit." I know you will.

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@JBC: "REC was a Chinese company whose employees mostly consisted of out of towners." You know, with all the similarities between China and Sweden, I can understand why you would confuse the two. I mean, they're both "not America" and they're both...um...well..."not America." But really, …

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Awesome. So all I have to do to think like a conservative is huff glue until nonsense seems rational? I'll go get a start on that right now. Maybe with enough dead brain cells, I can be a troll like you!!

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Yes, I'm right. And no, "redirecting funds" does not mean "defunding." And no, the current social upheval didn't happen because Trump was elected. Oh--and if you think "cancel culture" is a distinctly liberal thing, you've got another think coming. Accusing Ilhan Omar of anti-semitism bec…

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@JBC: Pick that nit. Pick it!! The phrase wasn't "a dude in Pakistan" or "one expert." It was "the 'experts.'" And I mistakenly attributed it to you instead of OPC--probably because lately you two are starting to sound similarly contrarian and illogical. So is it fair to say that one hosp…

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Wow, John. So to find what "the experts" are saying, you had to go to Pakistan and find the CEO of a children's hospital? And somehow, that stands in for what experts (in this case, epidemiologists) have to say? How long did that search take you? Keep looking and you might find a fortune-…

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Golly John. You're right! I think God would have intervened and completely changed the ratio of deaths to infections. There would have been more infections, but FEWER deaths, because of the magical phrase "herd immunity" that is bandied about by idiots who have no idea how Natural Selecti…